On 9/11, COVID-19 and the Class of 2020

I have to believe it’s not irony, it’s not coincidence, it’s not just bad luck that the 9/11 babies are also the Class of 2020 graduates.

Is it irony or fate that you were in my womb, 22 weeks along, when the world stopped on 9/11/2001, and now, a month from graduating and two months into being an “adult” at 18, the world has stopped again?

This is what has been on my mind as I hunker down in my home, watching the world being held hostage by an invisible yet very real threat.

I distinctly remember hearing the news that a plane had flown into one of the Twin Towers and feeling horrible for the people involved in what I could only imagine was a terrible accident. Then I remember running to a coworker’s cubicle to watch the second plane hit and thinking, “This can’t be what it looks like.” And as news reported more that morning and my boss allowed us to go to a church to pray, I remember sitting in the pew of a church I’d never before attended, alongside people I’d never met, praying for the world, for my young son at his babysitter’s, and for this baby I would be bringing into this crazy world.

For the next few weeks I fell into a depression, feeling guilty for being pregnant with you–an innocent bystander who didn’t deserve to be born into a world full of hatred and fear. I wondered what life would be like for you–would you know happiness and freedom?

But life settled down. Never the same, but a new “normal.” Planes flew again. I didn’t cry every time I listened to the news. I was proud of how we were coming together as a nation. I was proud of our president, even though I hadn’t voted for him. I found the stories of hope and healing amidst the rubble.

And then, near the end of January, when I didn’t think I could stand being pregnant one more day, you were born–chubby, wide-eyed, and another miracle that I had created. We were a family of four, and my heart felt like it would burst.

Now you are one of the seniors of the Class of 2020, and I once again wonder if it was irony or fate that those of you who were born during 9/11 are the ones that will go out and become adults during the next huge unknown.

Of course the stories of people infected and dying of COVID-19 are horrific and a million times sadder and more significant than you missing your opportunity to accept your Governor’s Scholar Award, perform the lead in the spring play, or perhaps even walk across the stage to get your diploma. No contest. Death and illness trump missing prom hands down. However, that doesn’t mean these seniors don’t have the right to feel let down, to mourn the end of their senior year that likely won’t happen, to think about the memories that could’ve been.

My sweet 9/11 baby, I’m sorry you have worked so hard all through school and may not get to experience the recognitions, the pomp and circumstance that you deserve. But the fact that you seem to be taking it better than I am tells me that you were born to be resilient and to see the big picture.

Maybe, just maybe, Class of 2020, you were made for this moment. You were prepped, before you were born, to face heartache, uncertainty, and worry. Maybe you are who we need to lead us into the next “normal,” as I don’t think our world will ever look the same after the dust settles and we assess the damage this virus has done.

I have to believe it’s not irony, it’s not coincidence, it’s not just bad luck that the 9/11 babies are also the Class of 2020 graduates. Instead, I believe this is your destiny to lead us and show us how to go on and live, learn, and create a more sustainable and peaceful world.

Go out and change the world, Class of 2020. You were made for this.



48 is super great {insert sarcastic tone here}

Taking more risks now that I am four dozen years old needs to mean putting myself out there more.


That’s how old I turned this week. On the 24th to be exact. I remembered how turning 24 on the 24th is called a Golden Birthday, so I thought maybe it would make me feel a little better about this birthday to think of a name for turning twice as old as your birthday. You know, like a Double Golden Birthday.

Trouble is, I wasn’t feeling doubly golden.

In fact, it was more like a Tarnished Tungsten or Fake-Gold-That-Turns-Your-Skin-Green-Seconds-After-Touching-It Birthday. I don’t think they’ll take off. They just don’t have the same ring to them, I guess.

Most of what bothers me about turning 48 is that it’s dangerously close to 50. But it’s not that I think people who are 50 are old. In fact, I think of people who are 50 as those who have got it all together. They’ve got life figured out. They’re emptying the nest and are padding their nest egg. They’re doing what they’ve always wanted to do–and doing it well. They’ve had 25 years or so to perfect being an adult in the “real world,” and they are showing people how it’s done.


I’m lying in bed, mourning the fact that I have just watched the last episode of Season 5 of Chicago P.D. and now if I want to watch Season 6 I have to pay $2.99 per episode on Amazon Prime.

I do not have it all together.

I am not getting shit done.

My bedroom currently has 173 mateless socks on the floor, and every morning I painstakingly comb through the pile, just praying I can find two that are either the same color, height or size. How I wish there were a Patron Saint of Lost Socks. He and I would be tight.

Also on my floor are at least five deer sheds with antlers which have been chewed to razor-sharp points. I move these into the basket in the living room, but miraculously they always find their way back to the floor of my room. And I nearly always manage to discover them with my feet in the middle of the night.

And who can forget the empty soup can that’s lying on my floor, discarded by the big dog who snuck it off the kitchen counter and then brought it to my bedroom to lick it clean before leaving it as a gift for me. How freaking thoughtful.

This morning, I nearly had to call in sick because I could only find one of every single pair of my shoes. I most certainly am not even close to living my best life.

At the beginning of 2020, I decided that my motto for the year would be “Take more risks.” I’m hoping in doing so it will make me break out of my shell and make some changes that will help me reach big goals I have for myself. So far, I’ve taken a few risks. One was agreeing to be the Precinct Chair for Elizabeth Warren at the Iowa Caucus–on the day of the caucus! I had no flipping clue what I was doing, and I probably didn’t do it well considering she wasn’t viable in my precinct, but I said yes and tried my best.Warren caucus Iowa


Also that night, I took a risk and left my house at 9 p.m. on a school night to drive an hour to the Pete Buttigieg rally to meet a couple who work at the French Embassy in Washington, D.C. The kicker? I had literally JUST MET THEM ON TWITTER. Well, technically, I had just met her on Twitter. I didn’t start following the husband until after we met. I admit, they could’ve been serial killers, and I could’ve been the dumbest woman alive. But the good thing is not only were they NOT serial killers, they were interesting, charming, and fun. And they also have three boys. I’m hoping they’ll accept my invitation to come to Iowa this summer with their family. Because who wouldn’t want to vacation in Iowa?

Pete Buttigieg rally des moines

One risk that may be a not-so-good risk I’ve noticed I’ve been taking lately is to not really care what people think and just say what’s on my mind. In fact, the f-word and I have been hanging out — a lot. I think we may soon become Facebook-official. I’m kind of afraid that this I’m-a-grown-ass-woman-who’s-almost-50-and-I-will-say-what-I-want-to-say attitude I have adopted may have to be tamed down a bit. I definitely need to make sure I am balancing the risks with the rewards. But sometimes the reward of just saying whatever you please without regard to what others think feels pretty darn fulfilling. I’ll keep you posted on that one.

This isn’t the best post I’ve written, but it’s a written post. And it’s technically the second one I’ve written tonight because the first one didn’t save due to some f-ing error. (See. The f-word just gets me.)

Taking more risks now that I am four dozen years old needs to mean putting myself out there more. So I plan to write and hit the publish button more and not worry so much about making things perfect.

And here we go.

My dogs are giving me grief. Literally.

I write this today having spent last night getting up — no exaggeration — at least 20 times with two neurotic dogs.

I’m. Stinkin’. Tired.

I’m physically tired, and I’m just plain old tired of these creatures who we’ve somehow let run our lives. Don’t get me wrong. They’re cute and all. But they’re also shits. And right now being a shit trumps being cute.

In thinking about nights like last night, which are not nearly few and far between enough, I’ve come to realize that I experience all five stages of grief within one 6- or 7-hour night. Allow me to elaborate. (As if you have a choice…)

Stage 1: Denial

This is where Little Dog jumps down from the bed, where he’s been burrowing under the covers, and begins his whine. It starts ever so quietly and begins to build the longer I ignore it. And even though it NEVER works to ignore it, somehow every night I think, “Maybe tonight’s the night!” as I lie with my eyes closed, not moving, so as to not alert him that I am, indeed, awake.

Tonight is NEVER the night.

He keeps crying, and I keep denying, until finally I fling off my covers, get out of bed, and try to determine what it is that he wants, whether it’s water, food, or to go outside. And when the beast has had its needs satisfied, I climb back into bed and think, “Maybe that’s the only time I’ll have to get up tonight…”

More denial.

Stage 2: Anger

It’s usually a good half hour at least after I’ve gotten back to sleep–you know, when you finally start getting into that deeper sleep that you need to get through the next day–that Big Dog makes his move.

He jumps off the foot of the bed, where he’s been slumbering like a 70-pound weight on my feet, and creeps over to my side of the bed. And yes it’s always MY side of the bed, never the husband’s.

I can feel him there, partly because he is literally breathing on me. He stares at me, his snout mere centimeters from my face, and waits to see if I get up.

I don’t.

This is when his cry begins. I can barely hear it at first, and then it rises, until it’s a high-pitched whine that I’m pretty sure only dogs SHOULD be able to hear.

When I can no longer take it, and every ounce of hope that he will settle back down is gone, I fling my covers off, much harder this time.

And then I begin to cuss.

Words begin to flow out of me, words that don’t normally flow out of me during daylight hours. Strong words. Juicy words.

Words I didn’t know I knew.

As the words are flowing out of me, it’s like I’m hearing them, but it’s not completely registering that they’re coming from me.

“Wow, someone is really bitchy,” I think.

“She needs to get more sleep.”

Stage 3: Bargaining

This time, it’s right after I’ve lain back down from Big Dog’s 10-minute pee party that Little Dog decides I have not satisfied all of his needs.

Again, he starts to cry.

Right now, you may be asking yourself, “Why in the name of all that’s holy doesn’t she put the dogs in a kennel at night?” And to that I answer, “If only it were that easy.”

You see, we have been blessed with not one but two dogs with separation anxiety, dogs who aren’t like normal dogs who see their crates as their safe haven. Nope. My dogs see their crates as their prisons. We’ve tried every make and model, every trick and technique. Every one of them ends with Little Dog foaming at the mouth and moving his crate all the way across the kitchen while he is INSIDE IT, and Big Dog somehow breaking out of both the plastic and wire crates.

It’s delightful.

This time, when I hear Little Dog crying, I try pleading with him. “Pleeeeeease go to sleep! I promise if you just go back to sleep I will let you eat hot dogs for supper all week! Heck, I’ll let you just eat out of the garbage! If I just don’t have to get out of bed again, I will give you a million trillion dollars. Pleeeeeeease?”

As you might imagine, the bargaining does not work.

And I’m up. Again.

Stage 4: Depression

After maybe an hour of real, actual sleep, I once again detect a weight lifted from the foot of the bed. A weight with wiry hair and bad breath.

This time, however, Big Dog does not wake me up by touching his cold, wet nose to mine. This time, he has heard something outside. It could be another dog barking. It could be a car door slamming. It could be, really, anything at all. It doesn’t matter. He is ON IT.


Replacing our living room carpet with laminate flooring this summer made a world of difference when it comes to cleaning up dog messes, but it also created an incredible echo that sounds about 10,000 decibels louder in the middle of a still night.


This is where I start to despair. What is wrong with us? Why do we have the most out-of-control dogs ever? How do we let our dogs rule the roost? What is WRONG with them? What is WRONG with us?

I will NEVER SLEEP AGAIN. I am going to be tired for the rest. of. my. LIFE.

And just when I have concluded that there is no hope for a long and happy life and that everything that is wrong in the world is somehow connected to this moment in time and the fact that my dog is being a jerk, Big Dog quits barking and jumps back up on the bed.

Stage 5: Acceptance

When Big Dog jumps back up onto the bed, this wakes up Little Dog. Why he didn’t wake up when Big Dog was barking his lungs out, I don’t know. Regardless of the reason, he is now fully awake.

And he decides he’s thirsty.

This is the point where I accept the fact that no matter how much I ignore him, he will not stop crying until I get up and get him water. I know he’s not going to die of thirst and I’m just reinforcing the behavior by giving him what he wants, but I have only 30 minutes left until my alarm goes off, and I realize the sooner I give him what he wants, the sooner I can crawl back in bed.

When I get back to the bed, Big Dog has taken my covers and is now lying on my side of the bed instead of where my feet go. I just push him as hard as I can, which moves him over exactly .3 inches, and I lie on the edge of my mattress and cover one-eighth of my body with the little bit of sheet that I manage to wrestle away.

And I sigh, close my eyes, and awaken to my alarm in what seems to be 27 seconds later.

I’m still not sure why I’m the only one who hears the dogs in the night. I think it’s like when the boys were babies and I seemed to wake up to their fussiness and cries way more than my husband. And with the dogs, I figure I wake up anyway, so I might as well just be the one to stay up and take care of them instead of making two of us be awake. But this morning I told the husband that we’re going to have to revert back to our baby-raising years and take turns getting up in the night. It’s getting to be too much, and I’m getting to be too old.

As I write this, both dogs are sleeping on the bed beside me. Weird, it’s like they’re tired or something. Almost as if they didn’t get enough sleep last night…

And I’m sure the cycle begins again tonight.

Good grief.

Halloween–why you gotta be so mean?

Halloween has an identity crisis.

If I go uptown to my local Trunk or Treat event tonight, I’ll see cute little pirates and princesses all lined up with their pumpkin-shaped candy buckets. Parents will have infants and toddlers decked out as baby animals or pint-sized superheroes. It’ll be a-freaking-dorable.

Then on my way home, I’ll pass the home whose front yard is littered with severed body parts–a bloody torso here, gory limbs there. It looks like a bomb went off.

I don’t get it.

What is the fascination with the gore of Halloween? Okay, I’ll admit, scary is not my thing. Never has been, never will. I hate clowns, can’t do horror movies and even a Jack-in-the-box makes me jump out of my skin. But I get that other people enjoy the thrill of being scared, and Halloween is their opportunity to shine.

But I don’t get the gore. I can’t imagine shopping for fake blood and pondering which of the ripped-off arms in the store looks more realistic. It’s not really scary–it’s just gross. And disturbing. I just can’t understand how an otherwise unassuming person who bakes cookies for their neighbors and helps with food drives suddenly thinks nothing of posting a decapitated head on a stake on their porch.

Why can’t we just keep the Great Pumpkin and lose the cannibal-themed haunted houses? Do we really need to be horrified? The real world is full of horrific events and people. I’m not sure we need to pretend that we’re adding more.

You may be wondering where I draw the line. Actually, I’ve been thinking a lot about this, myself. (Obviously since I came out of my writing hiatus to post this rant.)

Ghosts? They’re fine because they aren’t real (well, aren’t proven to be real), and they’re usually not physically revolting to look at. 

Skeletons? I’ll allow them, as long as they aren’t part flesh and part skeleton. I don’t want to see any rotting flesh, thank you. 

Vampires? Of course. Not real.

Werewolves? Ditto.

Zombies? This one’s tough. Although they aren’t real, they ARE gory. They usually involve some degree of rotting, oozing flesh, which ranks high on the gross-out factor. I guess what I’m saying is if you want to just half-ass a zombie, that’s probably acceptable, but if you must go full-out gore with it, forget it.

In fact, maybe everyone should just take Halloween down a notch. If we all just half-assed it instead of trying so damn hard to one-up our neighbor on the gore factor, we wouldn’t have to put up our hand to shield our eyes when we drive by Body Parts Yard, and we might not find ourselves wondering if we’re going to someday watch a documentary on that person down the street who took Halloween a little too seriously and was later found out to be a prolific serial killer.

Go ahead– think of me as the Grinch of Halloween, but I think so much of it is completely unnecessary. Carve your pumpkins–I’m all for it. Even roast the pumpkin seeds, too. Come up with a costume at the last minute by digging through the tub of dress-up clothes. Take the kids trick-or-treating at the local nursing home, or drive around some friendly neighborhoods. Steal some of their candy after they go to bed–I’ve got your back. But just chill out with the blood and gore. There’s enough real horror in the world as it is. Call me crazy, but I’d rather see miniature Baby Sharks roaming the streets than witness what looks like the aftermath of a shark attack.

Peaks (and valleys)

I have been under the suspicion for some time now that I peaked in my 30’s. However, lately it’s become more and more evident, and soon I’m no longer going to be able to plead ignorance about it.

It’s hard to argue that my 30’s didn’t fare better than my 40’s have in the looks department. First of all, I didn’t have to yet cover the gray hairs. Secondly, my pants size was a single digit instead of the current double-digit number. And I didn’t find those random hairs on my face just sprouting out of wherever the hell they please! I love it now when I run my hand over my chin to discover some rogue 5-inch-long whisker that somehow I hadn’t noticed when I put makeup on every morning. Do those things just grow that long overnight, or is my eyesight just going too? (I think that’s a question I really don’t want an answer for.)

I’m pretty sure I was a better mom in my 30’s. My 40’s-Mom-Self is either just too tired or perhaps just doesn’t give as much of a shit anymore. Would my 30’s-Mom-Self have allowed Boy #3 to stay in his room, in his underwear THE ENTIRE DAY yesterday, only to emerge to rustle up some food, which he then took BACK TO HIS ROOM to eat? The thought did occur to me that a Good Mom would make him clean his room, or even suggest we play a board game together. Then my 40’s-Mom-Self just hit “Play Next Episode” on Amazon Prime’s “Jack Ryan” and enjoyed the solitude.

I was definitely better at keeping up with the housework in my 30’s. Last time Husband ventured to the laundry room to find a pair of underwear, he announced that he had just come back from the bowels of hell. And he was not really exaggerating. I’m not sure I should use God to find a pair of matching socks, but I find myself saying a silent prayer each morning as I wade through the mounds of clean laundry in search of mates. Or even a pair that looks remotely compatible.

But what it’s become abundantly evident that I was better at in my 30’s is cooking and baking. I honestly wonder if something happened to me, like some yet-to-be-discovered disease or neurological disorder that caused me to gradually lose all ability in the kitchen. I used to be a halfway-decent cook. I used to make meals and be able to follow recipes successfully. But now even the simplest of tasks I find daunting, and consequently I seem to fail miserably.

Husband, on the other hand, is getting better as he ages, as most men seem to do with most things (the bastards). He can look at our near-bare cupboards and somehow whip up something flavorful like magic. He also has mastered the knife skills, dicing and mincing like a pro, while I always feel like a preschooler using safety scissors for the first time whenever I prep vegetables for him. How do I hold the knife again? Were the onion pieces supposed to be such a wide range of sizes? And whoops–do we have any Band-Aids? 

Last night, however, my self-esteem was lowered even more as I managed to fail at making a batch of cookies. And before you give me the benefit of the doubt and think, “Well, sometimes I forget how much flour to put in” or “I once forgot the baking soda (powder??)” I must tell you that these cookies were from a mix. In a bag. Literally, I had to add a stick of butter and one egg. That’s it.

And I failed.

I really don’t know what happened. At first, I tried to blame it on the mix, thinking maybe it had expired. Nope. Not until May 2019. It wasn’t the pan, the eggs were new, the butter was softened. I baked them at the right temperature for the suggested amount of time.

And yet, I failed.

I was trying to bake cookies to sell at a concession stand fundraiser. My mom, being the Good Mom she is, made 3 dozen cookies that looked like this.

Here are what mine looked like.

Which would you rather buy?

What you might not be able to tell from the picture is that some of them were about the size of a quarter, if that. Maybe even a dime. And yes, they were near-burnt and just plain weird.

I sent Boy #1 a photo of my cookies to see what he thought.

He thought it was fried chicken.

The sad thing is if I tried to make fried chicken, it probably wouldn’t look like fried chicken.

Hopefully I’m just in a little valley and am not going to continue on this downward slope. Otherwise, I’ll probably end up alone, wearing two different socks and a full-on beard, eating a bread-and-butter sandwich, one of the only meals left I can’t screw up, by the time I’m 55.

Photo by Norwood Themes

Time keeps on slipping (into the future)

Damn you, Time. You’ve done it again.

Slipped away when I wasn’t paying attention — AGAIN. (If you hadn’t already figure this out, I’m not very good at paying attention because this seems to happen to me a lot.)

I just read an article which discusses how physics is to blame for the feeling that time is moving more quickly the older you get. Something to do with mental-image processing time and some other things that kind of made my head explode, like the difference between “clock time” and “mind time” and how the brain processes visual information when the eyes fixate in between unconscious, jerk-like eye movements called saccadic eye movements that occur a few times a second. But the point is, at least I can use this as evidence to back up my claim that I cannot believe it’s been nearly a year since I’ve posted on my blog.

A whole. Freaking. Year.

360 days to be exact. (A shout-out to Google for not making me do the simple math myself.)

Last time you heard from me, Boy #1 was turning 20. Well, guess what, friends? (Cue the drum roll…) He’s now turning 21! And if that isn’t a real “adult” in every sense of the word, I don’t know what is. He was already able to buy cigarettes or even vape if he wanted (which fortunately he doesn’t). But now he can legally drink or bet it all on a craps table here in Iowa. Heck, he can even buy some recreational marijuana when he travels to Colorado or California.

Fortunately, it seems that despite all our flaws and failures, Husband and I have turned out one pretty awesome adult. He is responsible, caring, dedicated and passionate. He’s a much better almost-21-year-old than I was, for sure!

What you may not realize is that besides having a 21-year-old in a few short days, I will also have a 17-year-old four days later — a boy in the second half of his junior year of high school. What the heck, Time? Why you gotta be so cruel?

It seems, my friends, that not only does ONE of your children grow up faster than you could ever imagine, but they ALL do. AND each child seems to grow up faster than the last. Case in point: Next year at this time, my “baby” will be halfway through his first year of HIGH SCHOOL.

Maybe it’s because I’m older and just not paying as close attention as I used to. Maybe it’s just science. Either way, it sucks.

Which is why I’m trying to soak up the “now” more. If anything is able to whip my anxiety up to a frenzy, it’s Time. For someone who feels like life is out of control, Time is the ever-present adversary. So I have been trying to do more noticing of the here and now. Noticing sounds, colors, smells. Cataloging details about the present and then tucking them away for when they become my memories in the hopes that even though I can’t slow down time, at least I can maybe look back on the past with clearer details instead of just as a nondescript blur of happenings that I was too busy to really take in when they occurred.

John Green said, “One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life.”

I believe this is so true. My hope for you all in this new year we’ve been given is that you’ll enjoy the moments of “now,” and even if you can’t enjoy all the moments (like discovering 7 dirty plates and half a loaf of moldy bread under your son’s bed), that you’ll at least appreciate their fleetingness and find what charm in them you can. Knowing that with each passing year, time goes faster and faster, sooner rather than later we’ll be longing for just one more chance to open that door and see a messy teenager’s clothes strewn about instead of a neatly made-up guest bed.

Photo by Noah Silliman

“A mom of a man”

Baby picture Friends, for five months I have been able to say that I am a mom of all teenagers, but now I find myself on the eve of yet another milestone.

Tomorrow, at exactly 6:20 p.m. to be precise, I will no longer have three teenagers. And just like that — poof! — I will turn into a mom of a man.

Ok, technically, I could probably have said that when Boy #1 turned 18 or maybe even 19 when he moved away to college. But for some reason, taking the “teen” part out of his age makes it seem like a way bigger deal. Like I can no longer pretend that he’s still a kid. No longer can I squint my eyes when I look at him and for a split second think I’m looking at that dimple-cheeked 4-year-old or even that tween with the skater bangs and Heelys.  Instead, now when I look at him through squinty eyes, like I used to look at things I was scared of when I was little (and still do, if truth be told), I see a grown man who will all too soon be looking at his own children through squinty eyes, never wanting to forget even one little detail about how they looked when they were little.

Just what exactly does this mean for me–being “the mom of a man”? I’m really not sure. Do you ever see your son as truly “a man” instead of your “little boy”? I really don’t think, even if I am lucky enough to still be around when he is 60, that I will see him any differently than I have for the past 20 years. Every man is still some mom’s boy, no matter how many years he’s been so.

Even though part of me is sad, and maybe even a little bit mad, that those two decades went by so fast, another part of me is proud to watch this person that I made go out and be a man in the world. It’s truly a privilege to see his life unfold.

But if I’m being honest, I have to admit that I’m also relieved that I have a few more years to still be a “mom of boys,” too.


Teens, You Can Trick-or-Treat at My House

Teen dressed up for HalloweenIt seems that every Halloween, the debate over “how old is too old to go trick-or-treating” resurfaces, and people start taking sides, engaging in online discussions about what will happen if we let middle school and high school students dress up and ask for candy on Beggar’s Nights.

This discussion has been fueled this year by the passing of a law in a small town in Canada banning kids over the age of 16 from trick-or-treating and instituting a 8 p.m. curfew for all trick-or-treaters. Those found in violation of this law could be fined $200. Now, this new law actually relaxed a previous law which banned kids over 14 from trick-or-treating and set the curfew at 7 p.m., but it still maintains the steep fine for those kids who don’t comply.

My response to this? Ridiculous.

Unbeknownst to the lawmakers in Bathurst, once you become a teenager, you do not automatically become a criminal, or even just a mischief-maker. The Bathurst city spokesman said that the “older residents” were concerned about “troublemakers.” How stereotypical is that, on both ends of the spectrum. Teenagers aren’t scary, or at least they shouldn’t be seen as so! These adolescents are trapped between wanting to stay a little kid and wanting to skip right to adult. It’s a tough road to navigate, if you don’t remember actually being a teenager yourself. It’s filled with confusion, doubt, friendships, heartache, anticipation and insecurity. But here’s the deal: When we make laws like this, we are sending the message that we don’t want them to still be able to act like kids once in a while. They should just go straight to being adults–but not the kind of adults who can be trusted not to smash pumpkins or take candy from babies.

Will older-looking 12-year-olds be forced to carry identification with them to prove that they are “of age” if stopped on the street by a cop or over-zealous resident looking for the chance to make a citizen’s arrest? Will kids’ trick-or-treating routines now include showing door answerers a birth certificate before reciting “Why didn’t the skeleton go trick-or-treating?” (Because he had no guts, if you were wondering.) Way to suck all the fun out of Halloween, Bathurst.

I work with teenagers, and I have three teenage boys of my own. Teenagers are not inherently bad. They are not going to automatically take a mile if you give them an inch. They aren’t all plotting how they can scare small children and terrorize adults. Most would not go egg a house even if you supplied the carton of eggs and a getaway driver. They care about people. They want people to care about them. They will amaze you in so many ways if you just give them the opportunity to show you who they really are, beneath that “scary black hoodie” or behind that SnapChat profile.

Now will some teenagers take advantage of opportunities, like trick-or-treating? Will some use it as a chance to grab two handfuls of candy instead of just taking one piece? Will some see Halloween as the excuse to use bad judgment and partake in some genuine “mischief”? Absolutely. But it’s no different with adults. Given the opportunity, will some adults take advantage of a situation or use terrible judgment when making decisions? You bet. Most teenagers will opt to either stay home and help hand out candy to little kids who come to their door, get together at a friend’s house to watch a scary movie on Netflix or maybe embrace that inner 8-year-old and dress up like a zombie or walk around the block in that unicorn onesie they got for their birthday.

And I know this may be a controversial statement, but I truly believe it: Teenagers will be who you show them they are. If you show them you think they are responsible kids, with mostly good intentions, the majority will rise to the occasion. But if you show them that they aren’t to be trusted and must be kept in line by force of law, many will do what they can to prove you right. It’s a generalization, I know, and there are definitely exceptions, but in my experience this has been the case. Do teenagers need boundaries? Definitely. They are still learning about the relationship between actions and consequences. They need guidance from those who have been where they are. But there’s a difference between setting boundaries and enforcing punishment based on things that are out of their control, like when they were born.

So, teens, if you’re listening, you can come trick-or-treat at my house. In fact, PLEASE come trick-or-treat at my house! At least I will know that you’re not out drinking somewhere or driving too fast on the way back from a haunted attraction an hour away. I would love to see what creative costume you come up with, or, even if you don’t want to go the costume route, you can still come knock on my door and ask for candy. I’ll gladly give it to you. It’s okay to be a kid once in a while, and Halloween gives you the perfect excuse to forget about all those stresses that come with being a teenager and just have fun.

And to the teens in Bathurst, I know it’s quite a drive, but if you’re in the neighborhood, you’re invited, too. And I promise, even if you ring my doorbell at 8:02, I won’t call the cops on you.