If your little brother is playing with his Nintendo DS that he got for his birthday a month ago, promptly lost for two weeks, and then recently found under his mattress, and you see that the screen to the DS is dirty, do not attempt to clean it by drenching it with the garden hose.
As you may imagine, the electronic gaming system does not respond well to being doused with water . . .
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again—I couldn’t make this s*%t up if I tried!
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