Tag: class reunion

How (not) to get ready for your class reunion

I spent last weekend reliving high school. Yup, even though I could’ve sworn we just turned 30, apparently it’s been 20 years since we graduated. As you may recall, I spent last week getting ready for my reunion by growing some kind of abscess on my neck and splashing...

My Class Reunion Priorities

So, my 20-year 5-year class reunion is in a week and a half. Funny how my priorities change. A year ago I thought, “I should lose 15 pounds before the reunion.” And what have I done to accomplish that? Does eating an entire bag of mini Reese’s Pieces (the...