Tag: messy

Another post about dirty laundry

Is it possible to drown in dirty laundry? If so, I’m a goner. I am so envious of those people who actually “finish” their laundry each week. I have no idea how they do it, and I have no idea what that looks like. I think I have some...

It’s Gotta Be Raccoons

They sneak in at night and wreak havoc on my house. Right now I can see the evidence all around me. Moon sand covering the kitchen floor . . . dirty dishes piled in the sink and spilling onto the counter . . . Band-Aid wrappers littering the living...

How to Play Honyock I-Spy

Have you ever looked around your someone else’s house and saw something that was, well, honyock? Maybe it was a pair of dirty underwear that’s been tossed onto the kitchen table…or a nut cup on the mantel…or even a melted/refrozen/melted Dairy Queen ice cream cake in its plastic container...

My Minivan—The Honyock Tour

The time has come, friends, for me to let it all hang out. I mean, we’ve known each other for—what—a few months? You’ve vicariously experienced my good days and my bad days. And I promised you I was going to keep it real, didn’t I? Now I know you...