That Oft-Told Parable of Jesus the Thug

Conversation that took place in the backseat of the Sentra yesterday afternoon after Boy #2 told some sort of lie, which has lately become his favorite hobby:

Boy #3: Jesus and God doesn’t like it when you lie! (Actually pronounced, “why” by the 3-year-old.)

Boy #2: Fine. Sorry, Jesus and God! (Said under his breath in the most sarcastic voice he could muster.)

Me: Hey, #2, that is no way to talk to Jesus and God!

Boy #3: Yeah, Jesus and God will come down here and punch you in the head!

Note to self: Make sure kids attend church on Sunday.


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