Boy #3: Jesus and God doesn’t like it when you lie! (Actually pronounced, “why” by the 3-year-old.)
Boy #2: Fine. Sorry, Jesus and God! (Said under his breath in the most sarcastic voice he could muster.)
Me: Hey, #2, that is no way to talk to Jesus and God!
Boy #3: Yeah, Jesus and God will come down here and punch you in the head!
Note to self: Make sure kids attend church on Sunday.