Category: {Stuff That Doesn’t Belong Anywhere}

What I Wouldn’t Do for a Cheap Domain…

I’m pretty sure I just sold my soul to the devil. And he was wearing a Go Daddy T-shirt. I’m trying to step it up and become a “real blogger.” I’m studying other blogs. I’m attending Twitter parties. I even broke down and bought my own domain. Yep, boogersandburps.com...

A Clean Christmas Tour

Well, it’s Sunday, and I’m happy to announce that my house is STILL CLEAN. Well, granted, my kids weren’t here for most of the weekend, but still… Oh, yeah, I promised you that picture of my clean toilet (and I KNOW you have been DYING to see it), so...

Analyze This!

Here is a summary of my dream last night. Would someone kindly tell me what it means? First of all, I was at work, and I had to go to the bathroom (which was HUH-YUGE, by the way), and so I went into a stall and got to business....

Psst. Read This During Algebra Class!

Dear Internets, Will you be my friend? Check Yes or No. Okay, before you answer, you may want to keep reading. I’ve got some stipulations and disclaimers that may influence your decision. You should not be able to eat off your floor on a regular basis.Being able to occasionally...